Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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