she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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