stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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