im drinking this country out of the recession.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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