"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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