remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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