And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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