you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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