I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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