the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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