I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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