It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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