Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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