This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
