Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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