I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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