Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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