So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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