Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
where am i from again
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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