Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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