I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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