i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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