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i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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