at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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