im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
