just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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