If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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