David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Fuck appropriateness.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My pussy is not your playground.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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