Just took my morning after pill in the library
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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