Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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