Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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