you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
