Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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