Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
This toilet bowl is my home.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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