it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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