Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Randomize
