Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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