In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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