Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
