It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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