I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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