Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
did you just send me my own nude
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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