is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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