Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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