waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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