Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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