How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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