i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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