Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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