I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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