Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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