i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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